By the time your doctor tells you that you’re riddled with lung cancer and termites, you’ve already probably made a lot of unhealthy life choices, for years on end.
By the time the bill collector is camped outside your bushes at night with a miner’s light, you’ve likely been leaving piles of ‘urgent’ envelopes unopened somewhere in the den, for many months.
And by the time 99% of the world’s scientists tell you that you are contributing to a highly imminent, irreversible global environmental meltdown, odds are that you’ve been living off of the fumes of an unsustainable lifestyle for several decades.
My father is a charming, loving southern man with a streak of individualism that would make Ayn Rand blush. He’s been married–and divorced– four times, to four different women. In each case, the relationship started out with a bang — but gradually devolved as the women starting to impede on his free time with demands that he attend ‘craft shows’ and such on his much cherished football Sundays.
Funny thing is that he never got into fights with these women. No big dramas or screeching tirades. The whole break-up process was really rather simple: one day I’d show up from school and be informed that things just didn’t work out.
Now a confirmed bachelor of 66 years, my father is a jazz loving free spirit with an amusing (sometimes perplexing) combination of curiosity and cynicism about his life.
A few years back he was washing his truck. He was standing on the bumper with a mop, swiping it back and forth over the topper, when he lost his footing and slipped. Funny thing happened on the way to the pavement — as he plummeted down he was stopped mid fall by a knifey metal protuberance. The truck bed handle was pointed upwards, and was perfectly poised to catch my dad’s groin.
And so there he hung, feet dangling slightly above ground level, with a metal truck bed handle lodged in his testicles.
Fortunately they don’t make American cars like they used to. The metal handle couldn’t support his full weight. After a minute or so it cracked off the car, and my dad continued his journey toward the cement, landing foot first in a bucket of soapy brown water.
On the ground. Groin aching. Laying in suds, my dad had a choice to make: do I check out my goodies and make sure they’re still attached, or do I finish washing my car?
He finished washing his car.
Now I’m pleased to say that eventually he mustered the courage to look downstairs, and he found all of his pieces in tact, if not a little bit swollen. Sure, he’ll never breed again, but given his challenges with women that’s probably not such a terrible thing.
But that’s not the point.
The point is this — through most of the last decade we as a country were helplessly impaled by the balls of our own denial about the realities of climate change. By the time awareness kicked in, we were laying in the soapy suds of indecision, terrified but disempowered by the sheer magnitude of the threat.
But now the time has come to put away childish things and look at our gonads directly. If we do so, I believe we’ll find that there’s yet no wounds that time and ingenuity cannot heal.
Clearly, I can’t tell you what your own role is in the new sustainable world that is unfolding.
But I can tell you this — the writing has been on the wall for decades.
Our parents — god love them — are not going to guide us through this mess.
It’s time to step up and stake your claim to a world worth living in.
It’s an exciting decade for change, and for those of us willing to disconnect from the opium of blame and self-righteousness, the opportunities for prosperity and purpose are positively infinite.



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I love it!
I feel almost as bad for us as I do for your father…
You have such a way of bringing us round to the most interesting and incisive point of view. Thanks.
You are one in a million, John Marshall Roberts. Keep us Inspired in all the ways you do.
Yes, needing to get with the program is an understatement. It seems that crisis makes change. Most of us would get it if climate would shift as fast as it did in the movie The Day After Tomorrow. You said it before, the big problems are manifested symptoms – the effect of the cause of outmoded thinking. Our success isn’t guaranteed in navigating through the challenges we face. But our failure isn’t guaranteed either. Inspiration paints what is possible. Inspiration brings leaders to the fore. Keep inspiring, we need it!
Wow, amazing story. My hat off to you.
And you’re right: We need to face the problems we are, well, facing.
By the way, John, could you please get Amazon Germany to carry your book again, please? Really, I’m literally dying to read it after this blog and your sample. I WANT to buy it but I CAN’T.
I know, you do not have a lot of leverage but… Well, maybe you have.
I know, it sounds empty and overused, but I’m a visionary myself and inspire the people around me every day as well as I can. Vision is everything!
Not having a vision is like an artist who doesn’t have a picture in his mind of what he wants to draw… It won’t turn out good. He might be able to draw stuff that is already there but he won’t be truly creative if he can’t get his vision in his own mind together.
Hmm, I guess I just wanted to say that I feel you’re writing. If you ever need any help when it comes to design, marketing or copywriting, feel free to contact me.
Now, let me join the previous two posters: Keep us inspired, we need it!
This story actually inspired me through humor and laughter – which is a gift these days from getting caught up wit the day to day hassles that always brings us down.
Ouchy for your pop though!